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IvaFakeName (Official Villain) @Ivafakename@efdn.club
2y
Titanic is trending on tumblr, I am now reading about that submarine. Highlights so far:

Starlink has killed 5 people.

The sub is controlled by a $30 wireless logitech gamepad.

This ship is a tiny vessel with no windows, locked from the outside, there is one tiny view outside wi- oh hey iron lung!
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IvaFakeName (Official Villain) @Ivafakename@efdn.club
2y
Submarine They signed a waiver saying they were aware of the risk of dying several hundred feet in an experimental model of the iron lung sub in possibly the most ironic ship wreck ever, like they must know we're finding this so damn stupid
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IvaFakeName (Official Villain) @Ivafakename@efdn.club
2y
Submarine Someone referred to this as shrodingers submarine like "It's okay to mock their deaths because they're also alive," 💀 that is dark dude.
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IvaFakeName (Official Villain) @Ivafakename@efdn.club
2y
Submarine But the logitech controller tho, like it's not even wired, like the navy and army do also use controllers to control their death machines but they use xbox controllers, (mostly because it's easier to teach COD players how to use them, but I digress,) and they use wired controllers when they can, because official xbox controllers have to be reliable for hardcore gamers and because wires are more reliable than wireless, like genuinly if this was an xbox or playstation or even a fucking gamecube controller it would be more reliable than that piece of shit they used
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IvaFakeName (Official Villain) @Ivafakename@efdn.club
2y
Submarine, murder, grim How long do you think it took before they started killing eachother?
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Submarine, murder, grim, cursed @Ivafakename reverse cpr (stealing oxygen from someone else using mouth to mouth)
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