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Bike Enby @MxCraven@is.nota.live
3y
Apple, you have commited your greatest attrocoty of all.

You have done many terrible things, but your latest advert about your health app being private is not only a lie, but also insults ebikes as "not real exersice" by saying "...has only done 325 steps today" to which it's replied "I cycled here", of which the narator says "on an ebike" in a tone which indicates the narator (and therefore apple) believe that ebikes are cheating, or not real exercise.

Fuck you apple. Ebikes are incredible. Ebikes are not cheating. Ebikes will take over the world.
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Jeder neocat_floof_googly_woozy neocat_flag_agender 🔜 eth0 @jeder@miau.jeder.pl
3y
@MxCraven why do people think bikes are like escooters
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Bike Enby @MxCraven@is.nota.live
3y
@jeder Because they've never ridden an ebike, or have only seen the derestricted deliveroo homemade ones that are throttle assist (but also don't understand that those things only last about an hour how those guys use them)

It's also because people (especially Americans) only see cycling as a sport, and ebikes in sport are cheating, right? Except that there's official ebike competition where they simply make it hard even for an ebike (stage racing like rally, and they'll have a technical climb that's nigh impossible without an ebike, and really hard with one, plus timecuts between stages that are super hard, even with electrics, then only time the downhills where epower doesn't matter so much)

I blame everyone going "It made me feel like Lance Armstrong" because ebikes started to gain focus during that unravelling
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