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Apparently cleaning your shower once every half decade isn't enough
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Thank fuck I'm not an elf with no sense of time due to my insane lifespan. Every other day you go out to the bathroom and swear because a decade of dirt snuck up on you
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The problem with cleaning your shower is that it isn't obvious how disgusting it was until after you cleaned it
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I went to the cleaning supplies store and asked if they could just sell me acid to dissolve the whole bathroom and start over but apparently there are laws and stuff
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@rune@gts.fedi.tax there are laws?? they never told me that
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@duc that's how they get you. Apparently they can just opt you into the laws at birth and suddenly they knock you on the head and said you broke the agreement
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@rune@gts.fedi.tax the whole tone is like a shitpost when this whole thing is so real lmao
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@duc tfw your life is a shitpost
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@rune@gts.fedi.tax oop i hope i did not send that message (otoh, mood)
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