People are like huuuh but you're so pretty, how don't you get lots of partners
First reason is that I'm kinda really annoying, and very aware of that fact, in fact I'm annoying on purpose because i find it hilarious and freeing to let the inner gremlin run free
Second reason is that I'm also kinda awkward and the final reason is that i value people more than i value my own "success" so i don't need 12367 of them to feel wanted and loved and appreciated.
Bonus reason: i learned my lesson