connecting "smart home" wifi devices:
- you set the device into pairing mode, and after 30 minutes of wifi fuckery it works
- possibly spies on you
- doesn't spark joy
connecting zigbee/any other Proper Protocol devices:
- you set the device into pairing mode, and the Main Device and after less than a minute it Just Works
- it can't connect to internet
- sparks joy (if it has enough fucking signal)