In think why both the English and German announcements are bad is because there is so much useless crap being announced
"Blah blah blah 61016"
"Blah blah CCTV in operation"
"At this station, words words words, a GREAT WESTERN RAILWAY train (this is a GWR exclusive station) to destination, first stop, second stop, third stop, fourth stop, leaving at 12:34 consisting of 1234 coaches (nobody cares) is ready to leave to destination at 12:34 as it is ready to leave"
"This is a security announcement. Two whole paragraphs of prose, passengers should keep a watchful eye, not leave their baggage unattended, as this leads to unnecessary many security incidents"
And in germany they love: "the train is arriving", " the train is leaving" and "these are all the trains the next half hour please enjoy this 3 minute long announcement"
While in NL there are no announcement, unless something doesn't go as planned, like, a platform changing or train cancellation