who the hell is duc? :enbyfied: :verifiedcat: (@duc)

Rune, the Prime Neutral @rune@fedi.tax

I know a guy named Dan who named his kid "Halfdan" and I still can't believe his wife agreed.

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who the hell is duc? :enbyfied: :verifiedcat: @duc@miau.jeder.pl

@rune@gts.fedi.tax well maybe the kid's second name was halfwife, so they both had half

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Rune, the Prime Neutral @rune@fedi.tax

@duc the kid: am I a joke to you? :BlobCatTableFlip:

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who the hell is duc? :enbyfied: :verifiedcat: @duc@miau.jeder.pl

@rune@gts.fedi.tax "no, you're an investment, and this represents our shares" (this is a joke but i think way too many parents think of kids this way)

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