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Rune, the Prime Neutral
@rune
@fedi.tax
2y
I know a guy named Dan who named his kid "Halfdan" and I still can't believe his wife agreed.
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who the hell is duc?
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@duc
@miau.jeder.pl
2y
@rune@gts.fedi.tax
well maybe the kid's second name was halfwife, so they both had half
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Rune, the Prime Neutral
@rune
@fedi.tax
2y
@duc
the kid: am I a joke to you?
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who the hell is duc?
:enbyfied:
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@duc
@miau.jeder.pl
2y
@rune@gts.fedi.tax
"no, you're an investment, and this represents our shares" (this is a joke but i think way too many parents think of kids this way)
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