idk man some of you (i guess me included too, when i think about it) treat mastodon just as annoying people who left Twitter treat Twitter and maybe we shouldn't?
like sure the devs priorities are way out of what the users seem to expect (quotes, locking replies), it's effectively closed with how little community involvement seems to be wanted (something something we have our own designers), and i do not like their opinions (hardcoded 500 chars), and it's fun to poke fun at it every once in a while as it's the largest implementation and has privileges others do not (funding, being able to define de facto specs)
but, like, "crapstodon"? seriously? you're are more mature than that. that's no different than calling Twitter xitter. are you 6¿

